I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.
Don’t forget this crazy shit actually happened.
Don’t forget this shit is STILL happening
"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN
It always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you.
things to remember (via heartofthacards)
When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!
THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS
Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.